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Double Meaning SMS For Girlfriend In Hindi 140 Words

Double Meaning SMS For Girlfriend,Double Meaning SMS In Hindi 140 Words,Double Meaning SMS In Hindi,Double Meaning SMS Teacher :- Duniya Main Sab Sey Himmat Vala Kon ?? Student HOBI….. Teacher :- Vo Kese ??

Jija Sali Nonveg Jokes In Hindi

Jija Sali Nonveg Jokes In Hindi Jiju Saali Jokes Non Veg,Jija Sali Non Veg Jokes,Jokes On Jija Sali Ek jagah rishtey ki baat chal rahi thi. Pucha ladka kya karta hai. “Clerk hai, office mein koi bhi file us ki ijazat bagair sahab tak nahi jaati, 8,000 tankha hai aur 6,000-7,000 upar ki kamai hai” […]

Man was pressing lady’s Boobs

man was pressing lady’s boobs n a crowded bus. Lady: “Execuse me.. Yeh aap acha nahi kar rahe hain!” Man: “Itni bheed mein s se acha ho hi nahi sakta”

Girl : Tum ladke kisi bhi ladki me sabse pehle kya dekhte ho

Girl : Tum ladke kisi bhi ladki me sabse pehle kya dekhte ho? Boy : Ye to depend karta hai ki ladki aa rahi hai ya ja rahi hai!!

I like your breast

I like ur eyes But dislike ur long size I like ur lips but dislike ur hips I like ur nose But dislike ur sexy poss! I like ur smile But dislike ur style I like 2 kiss u But dislike 2 miss u I like ur breast But dislike with u bed-rest

Mangta hoon to deti nahin ho

  Mangta hoon to deti nahin ho: JAWAB MERI BAAT KA Deti ho to khada ho jata hai: ROM-ROM JAZBAAT KA Kyon bolti ho ke dheere se daalo: BALON MAIN PHOOL GULAB KA

VERY NAUGHTY SON

Father: My 5 yrs. Old son is very naughty. He made all our female servants pregnant. Dr: how? Father: He took a pin & punched holes on all my CONDOMS.

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