Wife: Tum Mujh Sey Kitna Pyaar Karte Ho?”
Husband: Shahjahan Jitna.”
Wife: Mere Marne Ke Baad TAJ MAHAL Banao Gay?”
Husband: Main Ney Tou Plot Bhi Le Liya Hai,
DELAY Tou Tum Kar Rahi Ho!!!”
Ek Admi: Yaar Meri Biwi Maray Dost Ke Saath Bhaag Gayi Hai.
Uska Dost: Bohat Bura Hua. Tumhai Uski Yaad To Aati Hogi Naa…
Admi: Haan Yaar.. Bahut Yaad Aati Hai Woh Mera Bohat Acha Dost Tha!
Wife: Ap apne dost ki biwi ke janaze par nahi gaye
Husband: kis mu se jaon, woh mujhe apni teesri biwi ke janaze par bula raha hai, aur maine use ek bar bhi nahi bulaya.
I asked my wife,
“Where do you want to go for our anniversary?
“It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
“Somewhere I haven’t been in a long time!”
She said. So I suggested,
“How about the kitchen?”
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our
upcoming anniversary. She said, ‘I want something shiny
that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds!’ I gifted her
a weighing scale.
Why Has The Govt Fixed Voting Age Of 18 Yr
& Marriage In Age Of 21yr?
Govt Ko Ye Pata Hai K
Desh Sumbhalna Aasan Hai
Lekin Biwi Nahi…