Girls pc folder:
C\desktop\songs \romantic songs
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Boy’s pc folder
C\windows\system32\drivers\study material\important files\educational stuff\data structure\Sunny Leone.avi
Category Archives: adult jokes
Dad says, u are my son, I am Confident
Son asks diff btw Confidence and Confidential
Dad says, u are my son, I am Confident.
Ur friend is also my son, thats Confidential
ek din to condom sukhane me bhi lag jaave hai
A baniya do sex alternate days. His friend asks why not you do regularly.
Baniya Replies : Ke karen, ek din to condom sukhane me bhi lag jaave hai!
Girl : Tum ladke kisi bhi ladki me sabse pehle kya dekhte ho
Girl : Tum ladke kisi bhi ladki me sabse pehle kya dekhte ho?
Boy : Ye to depend karta hai ki ladki aa rahi hai ya ja rahi hai!!
What is Long & Hard, has a hole at the tip
Question : What is Long & Hard, has a hole at the tip and when u insert it into a wet,
hairy & tight hole makes u feel better?
Answer : Vicks Inhaler
What is pure Hindi name of Condom?
What is pure Hindi name of Condom??
Rubber ki Chiknai yukt Prajanan virodhak mardana Ling ki topi.
When the mother returns home
An old woman went to visit her daughter and she found her naked, waiting for her husband.
The mother asks the daughter, ‘What are you doing naked?’
The daughter responds, ‘This is the dress of love.’
When the mother returns home, she strips naked and waits for her husband.
When her husband arrives, he asks her, ‘What are you doing naked?’
She responds, ‘This is the dress of love.’
‘Well,’ he says to her, ‘go iron it.’